Roasted 2 months ago based on hhhwbevan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, hhhwbevan, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary that’s seen a little too much sunshine and not enough therapy. What’s with the emo rap and country hybrids? It’s like you walked into a bar, took a shot of heartbreak, and then decided to serenade a tractor. Seriously, are you trying to give your Spotify algorithm an identity crisis? I half expect your playlists to come with a side of ranch dressing and a therapy session because it’s just that confusing. Your top artists read like a “How to Lose Friends and Annoy People” manual. Westlife? Really? You know you’re supposed to *listen* to them, not let them sponsor your emotional breakdowns, right? At least throw in some bad decisions with those Lil Peep tracks instead of basically curating a 2000s boy band tribute band album. And let's be honest, the highlight of your music library appears to be Brian McFadden, which sounds suspiciously like the name of a guy trying too hard to impress his high school crush by belting out karaoke while everyone else is getting drunk and having fun. And oh boy, your most played songs list is a masterpiece of tragedy. With nine out of ten tracks belonging to Westlife, it appears that you’ve been drowning your sorrows in a sea of '90s nostalgia, while the rest of us moved on to actual relationships. “Chariot” is apparently pulling you straight back into emo hell, while “Me and the Moon” plays as the soundtrack to your existential crisis every Friday night at home alone. Between the cloud rap and the almost affectionate ballads, it seems like you’re trying to ride two horses at once and you just ended up face-first in a haystack. Keep it up, and your next playlist might just be titled “Songs to Cry to While Snacking on Ice Cream in Bed.”

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