Roasted 2 years ago based on hoppipolla0114's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, hoppipolla0114, the human embodiment of a hipster thrift store. With a Spotify profile that reads like a blender set to "pretentious," I'm honestly surprised you got through "Permanent Wave" without applying for a PhD in obscure musical genres. Seriously, I didn’t know “Belgian Indie” was even a thing—it sounds like you found a way to make Brussels sprouts cool. But don’t worry, with your taste, you'll be the life of the underground art gallery opening where people drink overpriced kombucha and pretend not to hate each other. Your top artists read like an indie bingo card, and I’m just here for the dramatic irony of "Common People." Please, spare us the theatrics of your fascination with Pulp. Your Spotify Wrapped must have looked like a sad cry for attention wrapped in a flaky croissant of angst. And I can see you storming off in a vintage leather jacket every time someone mentions Taylor Swift. If listening to "Disco 2000" is how you cope with your struggle against mainstream culture, then I worry your entire life is one long, ironic commentary on how to survive without ever having fun. Let’s not leave out that “Rich Flex” is also hiding in your most played songs. Talk about an identity crisis! Are you trying to channel your inner British brooding or just killing time while you count how many flannel shirts you actually own? It's almost impressive how you manage to create a Spotify profile that feels like a hipster went on holiday to a thrift store in Europe while simultaneously fighting the urge to bootleg their own mixtape. Look in the mirror and ask yourself: are you here to make music recommendations, or are you just hoping to get discovered for a role in the next lukewarm indie rom-com? Spoiler alert: it’s not happening.

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