Roasted 2 years ago based on tobybottle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, "t" – the proud curator of a Spotify profile that screams, "I’m a deep thinker who’s never been deeper than my bedsheets." Your love for indie genres could only be matched by the number of times you've casually mentioned how you brew your own kombucha at the nearest coffee shop. “POV: Indie”? More like POV: I just discovered the 'sad girl' aesthetic last week and now my personality hinges on it. Congrats on collecting more niche genres than friends; that's an impressive feat! Your top artists read like a list of people who all sat around a coffee table crying into their oat milk lattes while lamenting their lack of social interaction. Taylor Swift at the top is the only mainstream choice here, and yet even that feels like some ironic push for validation. Phoebe Bridgers and Julien Baker? Wow, it's almost like you’ve curated your very own "I haven’t left my apartment in three weeks" playlist. But don’t worry, we get it – it’s hard to hear a song about longing when you are literally never longing for anyone to join you at the top of your most played songs. And, let’s address those most played: "Souvenir"? Oh please, you’d have to actually acquire a souvenir from the outside world before you can appreciate the art of nostalgia. It’s almost like a cry for help disguised as an indie song – and I'm listening! If "Cigarettes After Sex" doesn’t perfectly capture your vibe of sitting alone after a long day, I don't know what will. Keep wearing your headphones like armor, but remember, hiding from the world while furiously reshuffling your “Chamber Pop” playlist isn’t solving anything. At least you can always pretend it's your art while you maintain your status as the Mayor of the "Eternal Bedroom Pop" scene.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!