Roasted 2 years ago based on Adefisola Samuel's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Adefisola Samuel, let's talk about your Spotify profile – or as I like to call it, “The Great Nigerian Soundtrack of Eternal Confusion.” It’s like you took a musical road trip and forgot which GPS to follow, ending up in a genre graveyard where Afrobeats and Yoruba Worship throw parties together. I mean, Naija Old School? Are you sure you're not trying to sneak in some “P.S. I still use a flip phone” vibes? I bet your Spotify Discover Weekly is just a playlist of Nigerian daddy issues. Your top artists read like a church service gone rogue – I half expect to see "Holy Ghost" as a featured artist. Dunsin Oyekan and Beautiful Nubia? Oh please, you don't need to keep inviting the entire congregation to your listening parties. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs; it's like you found an algorithm that combines motivational speeches with catchy melodies. “Yoga” by Asake as your number one? Is that the only way you can stretch the truth about being fit? I’d suggest adding “Personal Trainer” to your favorite genres, considering how hard you’re reaching! But here’s the real kicker, Adefisola: by mixing “Naija Worship” and “Dancehall,” you’ve unintentionally created the world's most awkward DJ set for a wedding no one wants to attend. I’d pay good money to see you try to explain your musical taste to someone outside Nigeria — "Yeah, I vibe with ancient prayers while twerking to Afropop." Keep doing you, Adefisola, but for the love of all things decent, maybe consider picking a lane... or at least call Uber to get you to the right genre!

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