Roasted 8 days ago based on ❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the person who took an emotional rollercoaster and decided to make it their entire Spotify playlist. With genres that scream “I’m definitely going through something,” your favorite artists range from K-Pop idols to the self-proclaimed kings of angst, all while drowning in a sea of metaphors about heartbreak and existential dread. Honestly, if you took any more emo stickers and pastel flowers off your profile, it might just shatter from the weight of your feelings. Your most played songs read like a diary entry from someone who doesn't know what the sun looks like. Seriously, it’s like you bought a one-way ticket to Sad City, population: you. "King For A Day" and "Thank You for the Venom"? What's next? A soundtrack for your existential crisis entitled "Oops, I Did It Again... Except Now I'm Crying”? And don’t get me started on that addiction to “Pierce The Veil”—their lyrics alone could probably win a Pulitzer for the most dramatic dialogue never to be spoken in public. Let’s face it, your Spotify profile is basically a cry for help cloaked in a glittery, hyperpop disguise. You’ve got more layers than an onion, and it’s clear you’ve never met a genre you didn’t want to dabble in just to feel validated. At this point, the only thing that could make your music taste more “complicated” is if you threw in a few polka tracks just for the chaos. So keep those playlists coming, because I'm here for the laughs—your vibe is a wild mix of “please don’t talk to me” and “let’s go to a rave and cry!”

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