Roasted 1 year ago based on Tawny Duncan's long term Spotify stats.

Tawny Duncan, your Spotify profile reads like an early 2000s high school diary. You’ve got more Paramore songs than self-awareness, and the fact that “Burning Down the House” and “Hard Times” are your top tracks has me wondering if you’re just in constant emotional chaos. Seriously, I’m starting to think your favorite hobby is brooding in a dark room with a flickering lamp, contemplating why life is unfair over a cup of lukewarm coffee. Blink-182 would punch you in the face for this sad lad mixtape you’ve created. The only thing more consistent than your taste in emo pop is the sheer amount of crying you’ve brought into this world through those playlists. “Alternative Rock” and “Post-Grunge” are genres for folks who’ve outgrown doom-scrolling at three in the morning, yet here you are, living like it’s 2005 and your mom just told you she’s taking away your MySpace. May I remind you, the only thing more tragic than your Spotify Wrapped is the refusal to venture beyond Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. You may as well add a “Worst Breakup Songs” playlist for those moments when you truly want to get excessive with the tears. Also, “Backyard Beach” by Ferb and “Affirmation Song” by Doggyland? Who hurt you so deeply that you had to seek solace in songs meant for toddlers? At this point, your music taste is like a bad haircut and two decades too late. It's screaming for attention, but all you're getting in return is a distorted echo back of "why?" I'm officially calling you out: if your music choices are to help you deal with your feels, we’re gonna need a therapist on speed dial and a permit for how far you've gone off the rails. Good luck with that emo Renaissance tour you’ve curated; have fun explaining that to your future therapist!

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