Roasted 2 years ago based on blockhead's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, blockhead’s Spotify profile — a treasure trove of musical confusion! With favorite genres like "Permanent Wave" and "POV: Indie," it feels like you just threw darts at a dictionary of music terms until something stuck. Seriously, what’s next? “Acoustic Grunge Sludge” and “Post-Punk Polka”? Your playlist looks like a midlife crisis waiting to happen, an emotional rollercoaster that only plays Third Eye Blind on loop while you cry in a Starbucks. And speaking of artists, why does your top ten look like the ultimate pop and rock rehab center? You’ve got a mix of legends like Frank Sinatra next to “C418,” whose biggest claim to fame is making Minecraft sounds and who probably thought “collaboration” meant having dinner with his neighbors. Oh, and let’s not forget the way Kanye West and Tyler, The Creator keep popping up like uninvited guests at a party no one wants to host. Your music taste is like an Instagram filter gone wrong — trying just a bit too hard to impress, but still managing to fall flat like that wannabe rockstar who never left their parents' basement. Then there are your most played songs, which read like a cry for help. I mean, "Motorcycle Drive By"? Sounds more like the soundtrack to a failed relationship than a binge-worthy playlist. The only thing you’ve “lost” this year is your grip on what real music is, and I could swear that “Christmas Kids” was the final gasp of a music career that peaked in the ‘90s. Just remember, buddy, the ‘emo revival’ isn’t an excuse for pumping your playlist full of third chances to sound cool. Get it together, blockhead; even your Spotify algorithm is questioning your life choices right now!

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