Roasted 6 months ago based on Ᏸᴜʙʙʟʏ💕's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s face it, Ᏸᴜʙʙʟʏ💖, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of someone who finally got their driver's license but can only drive in circles around K-Pop town. No one ever warned us about the sonic equivalent of throwing glitter in a blender that is “noise music,” and yet here you are, gleefully turning up the chaos. Clearly, you dream of dancing chaotically to IVE while your neighbors think a raccoon rave erupted outside their window. Your taste is basically a love letter to headphone-wearing hooligans everywhere. And can we talk about your top artists? If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were assembling a supergroup designed solely to disorient anyone under the age of 50! You’ve got IVE and STAYC making waves while the other half of your playlist is drowning in artsy pretension; "NOT CUTE ANYMORE"? Newsflash, hun—your Spotify is basically screaming that classic line, “it’s not you, it’s me,” and the “me” in question seems to be stuck in a colorful, hyperactive time warp. How many more times can you rotate those five IVE songs before you realize existential angst isn’t limited to IG captions? But congratulations, you’ve achieved the miraculous feat of maintaining a musical identity that not even the Spotify algorithm can understand. Who knew a profile could be both a celebration of bubblegum pop and an emergency alarm signal for sound pollution all at once? I hope you stand proud amongst the non-linear chorus of strawberry cheesegames and "not cute" anthems because at least you’ll always have one thing: an eclectic mix that might confuse the critics but surely keeps your cat wondering who let the circus in. Go forth, you beautiful, confused mess of a music lover!

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