Roasted 9 months ago based on ricosuaveyatusabe's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Angel—an aspiring music connoisseur with a taste as confused as a toddler in a candy store. Your Spotify profile reads like a mix tape made by someone who couldn't decide between being a hipster or a headbanger. Experimental Hip Hop? Yeah, we get it, you want to flaunt that you have a degree in "pretentious soundscapes." But let’s be real: even your playlist sounds like a bad drug trip that keeps changing channels. Who knew listening to music could be this exhausting? Your top artists lineup is basically a "How to Be Unemployed and Eat Ramen" guide. JPEGMAFIA and Death Grips? So edgy! But let's not pretend those are the soundtracks to peak adulthood. I can just picture you, frantically nodding your head to "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang," while simultaneously questioning your life choices at 2 AM—classic millennial vibes. And System of a Down? Wow, adding a band from the last century? You must be the life of the party, bringing your grandparents’ nostalgia to the youth gathering. As for those most played songs, kudos on showcasing your talent for picking tracks that sound like they were mixed by a blender set to “chaotic.” “Baby I'm Bleeding?” Honey, that’s not a mood—it’s a cry for help! And honestly, Björk makes your playlist seem like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in real-time. Let's be honest, your music choices reveal a lot about you: you’re just one pair of oversized glasses away from becoming that person we all quietly avoid at parties. Keep it weird, Angel, because “normal” clearly isn’t in your repertoire.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!