Roasted 1 year ago based on Steven Bell's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Steven Bell, your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board curated by someone who’s afraid of using the shuffle button. Seriously, how many times can one man listen to Lana Del Rey before the Spotify gods start considering a restraining order? If your favorite genres were any more niche, you’d need a secret knock to get into the hipster club. "Baroque Pop"? **Really**? I didn’t realize baroque was still a thing, let alone that it made it onto your list alongside “Hyperpop,” like a funky time traveler they just couldn’t boot off the spaceship. Your top artists are like an all-you-can-eat buffet of emotional crises. Are you trying to collect every heartbreak anthem known to man? Between Lana’s moody ballads and Charli XCX’s synthy cries for help, it’s like you’ve commissioned the world’s saddest soundtrack to your struggle with adulthood. But hey, if you want your life to feel like a melancholic art house film complete with a dramatic slow-motion shot of you staring out a window, who am I to judge? Just remember that a little sunshine never killed anyone. Unless it was one of your playlists, apparently. And then there are those most-played songs. It's like you’re trying to win the award for most *monotone suffering*! Does Lana Del Rey pay you in cash or are you just getting royalties in the form of existential dread? How many times do you need to contemplate the ocean while listening to “Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd” before you realize that it’s **not** a metaphor for your social life? Whoever told you that obsessively replaying songs would reverse your emotional state should probably just quit their day job. But hey, at least you’re committed to your sad girl vibes. Just remember: there’s a whole world of music out there, Steven, and it doesn’t all have to cry with you.

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