Roasted 10 months ago based on bruhic47's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, bruhic47, your Spotify profile reads like the last remaining items on a clearance rack at a thrift store. "Post-Punk" and "J-Pop" in the same breath? I'm not saying you have eclectic taste, but you might as well throw in a little polka and call it a party. You’ve got more genres listed than actual friends, and I’m starting to think that “Dark Ambient” is just a clever way of saying you fall asleep to sad techno tunes after midnight. Talk about low standards! Let’s dive into your top artists—перемотка? Ado? Not to mention the fact that you’ve taken it upon yourself to create the most unintelligible playlist known to humankind. I can almost hear the echo of a thousand angsty teens mourning their high school crushes while scrolling through your song choices. With all those obscure names, it’s no wonder your music preference sounds like a drunken game of Scrabble! Do you collect these artists like Pokémons or just enjoy making everyone absolutely confused at parties? And what's up with your most played songs? “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” sandwiched between the heartbreak of your German indie obsession? It’s like flipping between a nihilistic anime and a children’s cartoon—it just doesn’t add up. Honestly, bruhic47, if “did I tell u that i miss u - slowed” isn’t your personal anthem, I don’t know what is. Get ready for your next life change: one part social life, two parts therapy, and maybe—just maybe—a little less Vocaloid. Embrace the chaos, my friend!

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