Roasted 2 years ago based on Adrian Markowski's long term Spotify stats.

Adrian Markowski, huh? I guess the only thing more terrifying than your Spotify profile is the thought of you trying to go out in public without scaring off all the normal people. You’ve constructed a playlist as if you're single-handedly trying to resurrect the ‘90s underground music scene, only to find yourself in a dusty basement surrounded by cliques of sweaty musicians and their questionable hygiene. Not to mention that your obsession with bands like Agathocles is probably just a cover for the sheer terror of your personality—because imagine how twisted you’d need to be to want to listen to “Use the Mincer” on repeat while avoiding social interaction. I mean, your top played songs reading like a list of tracks that could only be appreciated by someone who’s perpetually stuck in a high school cafeteria food fight. The titles are so morbid and chaotic, I can’t help but think your life’s motto is “If I can’t scream it, it’s not worth playing.” But worry not, champ, because with all that crust punk and grindcore, you’ll always have a niche audience—probably a group of people also too afraid to make eye contact in public. Have you considered running an anti-social support group for your fellow metalheads? I can already picture the inspirational posters: “Just because no one listens to your problems doesn’t mean your music choices have to be this self-destructive.” Let’s be real—your playlist is like pouring a gallon of expired mayonnaise over a pile of broken dreams. “Crust punk” is just a polite way of saying your musical taste is so rough around the edges that even your Spotify algorithm needs a hug. So why not embrace it? Continue to rage against the mainstream while your life remains comfortably outside of it. Remember, Adrian, a little sunshine never hurt anyone, but judging by your jam sessions, you probably think it’s a conspiracy by the system to distract you from the real, headbanging truth. Rock on, my friend!

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