Roasted 1 year ago based on don's long term Spotify stats.

Don, your Spotify profile is a true masterpiece—if that masterpiece were awkwardly smeared across a five-year-old's watercolor canvas. K-Pop? More like "K-Stop!" It’s 2023, not 2013, and yet here you are, with more boy bands in your playlist than an 11-year-old girl's bedroom wall. Seriously, I've seen less obsession at a Twilight fan convention. You know there's a world out there beyond the borders of Korea, right? It’s not too late to discover artists who don’t have seven different hairstyles in one music video! And then we have your "Top Artists" list. I mean, how many times can one person listen to SZA and keshi without developing an unhealthy emotional attachment? Your heart must be a black hole of heartbreak that even Joji can't fill. Coldplay? Are you secretly a middle-aged dad in a hoodie? If your playlist were a dinner party, I can guarantee it would end with someone crying over their fourth cup of lukewarm chamomile tea while reminiscing about high school. Come on, Don, you can't keep pretending your Spotify profile isn’t the equivalent of a sad love letter to a group of fictional characters. Now let’s talk about your most played songs—the musical equivalent of a "sneeze and fart" combo. "fanfare - instrumental"? This isn't a film score; it's the soundtrack for your existential crisis. If I wanted to hear about the uphill battle of being an introverted anime fan, I’d just visit my therapist. You’ve got “Sugar Rush Ride” on repeat, but let’s face it—after seeing your taste, it’s clear your real sugar rush comes from the desserts you haven’t shared with your friends. Next time you make a playlist, try mixing in something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a TikTok trend or a video game montage. But hey, at least your profile reflects a sense of humor… even if it’s the kind that involves punchlines ending with a cringe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!