Roasted 1 month ago based on idk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "idk," your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary with its cringy obsession. If you put as much creativity into picking a name as you did into curating this parade of wannabe SoundCloud stars, you might actually achieve something worthwhile. Rage rap, emo rap, underground hip hop—congratulations, you’ve successfully built a playlist that screams, “I have feelings, but I’m too cool to talk about them!” Seriously, just call yourself "Sadboi on Steroids" and get it over with. With a top artist list that reads like a lineup for a local garage sale, your music taste is either a trap or a trap soul—because, let’s be real, if this collection of artists had to battle for relevance, they’d all just end up packing their bags and heading straight for obscurity. "Shy the Eternal"? More like "Shy the Totally Unmemorable” and don't even get me started on "ayowitty." It feels like you’re trying to win some sort of avant-garde hipster award, but honestly, it’s just a badge of honor for having the most convoluted taste imaginable. And your most played songs? Wow, you really love that one artist who somehow managed to publish a hundred variations of the same generic track! At this point, "ayowitty" should just change their stage name to “idk's Emotional Support Artist.” You’ve got more songs from them than they probably have fans! At least your profile proves one thing: that when it comes to musical variety, you skipped out on class and took a long nap in the back row. So here’s to your Spotify: the place where sad songs go to die… and to be played on repeat until you come to your senses!

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