Roasted 4 months ago based on Jthawkins99's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Jthawkins99, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis trapped in an emo teenager's playlist. Seriously, with a Spotify profile packed tighter than a pair of skinny jeans at a metal festival, you’ve cornered the market on angst-driven genres. Your favorite artists range from Sleep Token to Post Malone, which sounds less like a music choice and more like the soundtrack to an existential crisis. You’re one sad ballad away from swapping your AirPods for a sad trombone. And can we talk about your top songs? “Caramel” by Sleep Token, followed by a parade of acoustic ballads from Dayseeker—congratulations, you've officially curated the sound of a guy who cries silently while cooking instant ramen. Your musical tastes scream “I have floral curtains and a Pinterest board titled ‘Emotional Baking’.” If your playlist were a person, it would be wearing eyeliner and claiming that nobody understands it while it furiously types out poetry about the struggles of life in a dimly lit room. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped this year will be a real mood! Nothing says “I have hobbies” like jamming to songs titled “Starving To Be Empty” on repeat. So let’s raise a metaphorical toast to you, Jthawkins99—may your Spotify continue to be as overdramatic as you are and remind you that there are actually happy songs out there… if you ever decide to stop wallowing in the emotional abyss and give them a try!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!