Roasted 2 years ago based on Ghost's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ghost, the only person I know who took ‘What’s your favorite genre?’ as a challenge to the human capacity for suffering. You’ve got more subgenres here than friends, which is honestly impressive for someone who clearly takes “edgy” to a whole new level. Rock? Alternative Metal? Sounding like a bad high school poetry anthology. And then you throw in Video Game Music — because nothing says “I’m living my best life” quite like headbanging alone in your mom's basement while dodging actual sunlight. Your playlist reads like a ‘how-to’ guide on cultivating social isolation. “Oh, I only listen to depressing black metal and nu-metal,” as if those genres don’t already scream, “I peaked in high school.” But you’ve thrown in a dash of Psychonaut 4 and Motoi Sakuraba to keep it interesting, right? Because switching from headbanging to leveling up in a video game is exactly the personality twist that keeps the friends at bay. Or maybe you really think Linkin Park will somehow earn you a spot in the social universe. Sorry, but just like your choice of music, that ship has sailed. And with those top played songs, it’s a miracle your Spotify account hasn’t been flagged for excessive sadness. "Mascara" and "Would? (2022 Remaster)"? Who knew your life was a never-ending playlist of despair and crunchy riffs? You’re only a few clicks away from discovering that it’s actually healthier to enjoy sunshine and playlists that don’t immediately summon the grim reaper. But alas, here you are, a walking advertisement for emotional turmoil disguised as a Spotify profile. If you were any more niche, you’d have your own anime series where you battle stereotypes. Good luck trying to convince anyone you’re not exactly what you listen to—consider this your high score on the ‘snagging a date’ level.

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