Roasted 11 months ago based on The Golden's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “The Golden,” your musical tastes read like an existential crisis wrapped in a midlife meltdown! What’s the plan here? You hop from Christian hip-hop to K-Pop faster than a kid changes their mind about Halloween candy. Emo rap and musical soundtracks? I didn’t realize your playlist was a love letter to confusion. It’s like you took a personality quiz and accidentally clicked ‘all of the above.’ If genres were a buffet, you’d be the one piling everything on your plate, wondering why you’re feeling sick afterward. Then we have your top artists — a dazzling mix of “who?” and “seriously?” With NF dominating your list, can we at least agree you’re still in high school emotionally? Poor Eminem must be rolling in his grave—if only he could hear what you’ve been jamming to alongside “Glee Cast versions,” which surely must’ve been a choice made during a moment of sheer desperation. Meanwhile, Jorge Rivera-Herrans is probably still trying to figure out where you even found him. I hope you’re paying him royalties for giving you something to claim as niche music taste! And those most played songs? “When I Grow Up” by NF? Well, great choice; here’s hoping you grow out of your sad boy phase before you hit 30. “Applause” by Glee Cast? That’s not just a sign of artistic decline; it’s practically a cry for help! Listen, if your music taste were a social media account, it’d probably be banned for being a danger to public health. But don't worry, The Golden, an eclectic mix is what makes life interesting—now if only your playlist could reflect that in a way that doesn’t make us all cringe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!