Roasted 8 months ago based on zachh's long term Spotify stats.

Zachh, your Spotify profile reads like a self-help book for people who can't graduate from their emo phase. I mean, if there was a major in moodiness and existential dread, you’d be at the top of the class. With your love for artists named "LUCKI," I guess you’re really banking on the universe to throw you a bone, huh? Meanwhile, your top songs list looks like a therapy playlist designed to explore the depths of teenage angst. You’re trying to channel deep feelings, but the only thing deeper than your playlist is your cringe. With more LUCKI songs in your rotation than actual luck in your life, it’s almost impressive. Are you in a committed relationship with that one artist? Because no one needs to listen to the same thing over and over unless they’re either a masochist or trying to complicate a simple breakup. And let’s not even get started on the mix of genres. It’s like you took a dartboard of music trends and just threw a bunch of daggers at it until you hit “all of them.” Rap, cloud rap, bedroom pop – is this a playlist or the worst Tinder profile ever? Your taste screams “I have deep emotional issues” while simultaneously whispering “I can’t let go of my 2016 Spotify Discover Weekly.” The diversity suggests you’re still trying to find an identity. With artists as varied as Tyler, The Creator and Kodak Black sitting next to Mac DeMarco and $uicideboy$, it’s clear you’re having an identity crisis of a melodramatic high schooler trying to fit in every clique. Here's hoping you figure yourself out before you curate your next playlist. Otherwise, you might be the poster child for music listeners and a mid-life crisis at 30!

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