Roasted 7 months ago based on Joe Colombi's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Joe Colombi – the only person I know who could turn a Spotify playlist into a hipster bingo card. Your favorite genres read like a list of obscure side quests in a video game nobody wanted to play. "Alt Country," "Baroque Pop," and "Power Pop"? Sounds like you’re trying to curate a soundtrack for a sad cowboy who went through a breakup with his vinyl collection and is now bitterly sorting through the “Folk Punk” section of a thrift store while sipping on a kale smoothie. It's impressive that you've managed to find so much misery in music that the Grinch would call you a downer. Your top artists are like someone blindfolded and rolled a die on a list of who the hipster gatekeepers deemed cool three weeks ago. Billy Bragg? Great, if I want to feel bad about being politically indifferent in a coffee shop. And what’s with Julianna Riolino? I’ve heard more excitement from an elevator door opening. You’ve clearly made it your mission to aggregate sounds that embarrass even cats when they “sing” along to that cacophonous background noise you conveniently call “music.” And the most played songs? Wow, that list is more scattered than your love life. "Máquina Pura" by "The Point." Interesting choice, Joe. It's like you stumbled upon it while ironically searching for the worst music ever. And “Fluorescent Adolescent”? It seems like you’re trying to relive your teenage angst, but it’s coming off more like a midlife crisis done poorly. But hey, at least these tracks keep you entertained while you slowly accept that you won't be the baroque folk punk rock star you dreamed of being. Keep glowing in your aura of pretentiousness, my friend!

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