Roasted 1 month ago based on Abbie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Abbie, the enigma wrapped in layers of C-Pop and a sprinkle of soft tears! Your Spotify profile is like a cultural buffet where each dish is so niche that no one knows if they're dining or just lost in a karaoke pub. Who needs genres like "rock" or "hip hop" when you can drown yourself in a flavor explosion of Taiwanese Pop and Chinese Indie? I mean, I appreciate the fact that your musical journey makes me question your entire childhood — did you grow up in an anime alone in a room filled with plush toys? Because that’s the only explanation for this playlist. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of the secret society of Chinese heartthrobs. Everyone knows that Jay Chou is the king of anything remotely romantic, but come on… you’ve got more Eric Chou than a smorgasbord of sad love ballads. Are you trying to start a solo sad-girl-empowerment movement, or just trying to make us cry in every language possible? And let’s not even start on your obsession with “Soft Pop.” At this point, your music choices are so gentle, I’m almost convinced you sing lullabies to your houseplants. Oh, the most played songs section — a beautiful disaster! It’s like a mix tape for someone whose romantic life is a series of unfortunate events. “Cry” by Cigarettes After Sex and “Nobody Gets Me” by SZA are calling out your love life like it’s their full-time job. I can’t decide if your music taste is a cry for help or the perfect soundtrack to your next dramatic Instagram post. Either way, let’s all raise a toast to the only person who can turn heartbreak into a full-fledged genre! Keep rocking that Taiwanese Pop and remember: there’s no shame in crying alone, especially as you embrace your inner KTV superstar!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!