Roasted 2 years ago based on ZakoN's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to ZakoN's Spotify profile, where musical tastes are as confused as a cat stuck in a tree. Pop, Drum and Bass, and Indietronica? Is it a music playlist or an identity crisis? With genres as all over the place as your love life, it's like you took a BuzzFeed quiz on “What music genre are you?” and accidentally clicked every option. Seriously, you could curate a soundtrack for a hipster's death metal coffee shop. And let’s talk about those top artists. Note to self: if your top artist is "League of Legends," it might be time to put down the controller and pick up some real human interaction. Pendulum and Coldplay in the same breath? That’s less of a top 10 and more of a “what’s wrong with me” confessional. At this point, your listening choices reveal not just who you are, but more importantly, how you should never dance in public again. As for your most played songs, it's a collection of tracks that suggests you’re either preparing for a rave in your basement or avoiding social interaction under the pretense of having eclectic taste. "Emotion Engine" - really? Sounds more like the latest batch of mood swings you’ve been juggling. Throw in some Ludacris, and we suddenly realize your playlist is ironically more chaotic than your life choices. Congrats, you've managed to create an auditory mess that even your future self can't figure out.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!