Roasted 2 months ago based on jeremyforman's long term Spotify stats.

Jeremy Forman, huh? With a name like that, it’s a wonder you don’t have a Spotify playlist dedicated entirely to awkward first dates. Your music taste reads like a hipster's diary after a break-up: all Britpop, Madchester nostalgia, and yet somehow devoid of any fun. “Oasis”? Seriously? The last time I heard that much whining was when my toddler refused to eat his vegetables. And let's not overlook that you're apparently on a first-name basis with Niko B. Newsflash: it’s not cult worship when you listen to five of his songs in a row; it’s a cry for help. You’ve got more genres listed than actual listeners—and each one feels like a desperate attempt to sound cultured at your next hip coffee shop get-together. "Neo Soul" and "Experimental Hip Hop"? You really just combined the two most pretentious terms in music. Next thing you know, you’ll be asking for a soundtrack to your artisanal avocado toast. But hey, at least “Garage Rock” fits since you’re apparently still trying to come out of your parents' basement with those underground vibes. Be honest—do you ever step outside, or do you just let the sounds of your sad playlist wash over you while you contemplate your life decisions? And let’s talk about those most played songs. If “dagenham to barking” and “ur a bundle of joy!” are on repeat, it’s clear you’re trapped in a one-man emotional rollercoaster that makes you question your existence. Bonus points for putting Ahmad Jamal in there like it somehow redeems the fact you have an unhealthy obsession with one artist. If your Spotify history was a report card, it’d read: "Could do better, please see me after class." But no worries, Jeremy—you'll always have “Oasis” to fall back on whenever you need a good sob.

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