Roasted 2 months ago based on Teun de Vries's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Teun de Vries, the musical connoisseur who seems to have taken a wrong turn somewhere between the high school emo phase and a mid-life crisis at the age of twenty. Your Spotify profile reads like a group therapy session for everyone who can't let go of their tragic past, complete with melodrama and enough rage to fuel a small country. Seriously, with those genres, how do you even get out of bed in the morning without writing a heartfelt ballad about it first? At least you have enough drill music to prepare you for the impending social awkwardness that comes from being too emotional about the latest Juice WRLD drop. Speaking of Juice WRLD, calling him your top artist is like saying you have a PhD in sadness. At this point, your Spotify library is less about experiencing different sounds and more about cultivating the perfect soundtrack for your daily sob fest. If there were an Olympics for wallowing in self-pity, you'd represent your country without a second thought. With that many Juice WRLD tracks in your top played, your Spotify should hand you a mood ring instead of a premium subscription. I mean, you might want to diversify your playlist a little, but hey, if you ever decide to start a "Crying in the Shower" playlist, you've already got half the work done. Let’s not overlook Kevin, the surprise contender in your top tracks. Congrats on discovering him while digging through the rabbit hole of Tinder's last hurrah! You’ve got your emo leanings tangled up with hardstyle and drill, and yet it still comes off like someone trying to cook a gourmet meal with expired ramen noodles and hope. So here’s a suggestion: maybe create a new playlist titled "Why Am I Like This?" because clearly, you need a soundtrack for every identity crisis coming your way. But remember, wherever you go, just don’t forget your tissues!

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