Roasted 2 years ago based on ７３'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, ７３. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage weeb's wet dream mixed with a mid-life crisis soundtrack. You've got more niches than a basement full of anime figurines, and yet you somehow still managed to include “Prog Metal” — because who doesn’t love sweeping guitar solos while contemplating the existential dread of eating ramen alone? Seriously, your genres are so obscure even Spotify is asking you if you’re doing okay. Keep it up, and you're gonna end up in an oversized hoodie, surrounded by cat posters, living off instant noodles by the time you're 30! As for those top artists, it's clear your taste is as finely curated as a bargain bin at a thrift store. “SEGA SOUND TEAM,” while iconic, does not equal music, my friend. We get it, you love those classic game soundtracks, but I bet you still think Mario's “Jump” sound is the peak of musical artistry. Let’s be real, that's only rivaled by the emotional roller coaster of K-Pop, which explains why EXO is up there — shoutout to the angst of fandoms that could rival any teenage soap opera! I can just see you blaring “Let Me In” while weeping into your plush Pikachu. And those most played songs? Honestly, it reads like a “what not to play” guide for anything resembling a social life. “Vore” by Sleep Token? Is that the soundtrack to your latest therapy session? And let’s not forget “Passacaille in Barcelona” — do you even know what that means, or did you just pick it because it sounds artsy while you try to impress the one other person in your life who speaks decent Japanese? Keep it up, ７３. With those choices, you'll forever be booth buddies with the guy who brings his own console to parties!

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