Roasted 10 months ago based on 13eylululuk's long term Spotify stats.

Eylul, your Spotify profile is like a hipster's buffet—overloaded with genres that sound impressive à la carte but take one bite and it's mostly just a confusing mix of hard-to-digest nonsense. You’ve got Turkish hip hop and nu metal jumbled up with art pop and trip-hop, like a musical smoothie someone accidentally dropped in the blender while trying to impress their friends. Are you curating a playlist or auditioning for a role as the human embodiment of anxiety? Your top artists read like a high school poetry club’s dream setlist—Jeff Buckley and Lana Del Rey hanging out with Deftones and Kendrick Lamar? Someone get you an award for successfully riding the wave of identity crisis! It’s like your entire music taste is screaming, “I desperately want to be deep and misunderstood.” Newsflash: at this point, the only thing more chaotic than your genre choices is the state of your love life if Jeff Buckley is your number one jam. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Seasons” by Sam Austins and a song titled “b3kl3m3martık”? Is your playlist a serious case of musical schizophrenia or are you just preparing for a world where people listen to music as a game of musical chairs? If I were a song on your list, I’d go play hide-and-seek too, because the last thing I’d want is to be identified with a soundtrack best suited for a midlife crisis party in an art gallery. Who needs therapy when you can just bang your head to “Buzzin’” by lagosta and pretend everything’s fine, am I right?

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