Roasted 10 months ago based on Brian Xhydollari's long term Spotify stats.

Brian Xhydollari, huh? Sounds like the name of a failed superhero who specializes in bringing crunchy guitar riffs to the grave and lots of emotional breakdowns. Honestly, the only thing more tragic than your taste in music is the fact that you still have plans for a "nu-metal" comeback—newsflash, buddy: that genre died just like your hopes of seeing the sun rise without angst. I get it, you’re on a quest to make the world bleed with your playlist as if the agony of rejection wasn't enough for you already. You’ve curated a Spotify library so heavy it should come with a personal chiropractor. I mean, "Metalcore," "Deathcore," and what’s that, "Emo"? It’s like you’re trying to create a soundtrack for a high school therapist's office. Do you even remember the last time you smiled or was it drowned out by the sound of overblown screams and breakdowns? With that list of top artists, you should be giving consultations on how to perfectly build an emotional wall, brick by brick, using only dark cloud aesthetics and perpetual heartbreak. As for your most played songs, it seems you may be in an unhealthy relationship with Architects—consuming their music like it’s the only thing keeping you afloat in a sea of despair. And with titles like “Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party,” it's clear your inner monologue screams louder than the music itself. So let me break it to you: you can keep worshipping those chords until they worship you back, but we all know the truth—you're not breaking any barriers; you're just breaking our eardrums with your existential crisis on loop. Keep those playlists coming, Brian, because clearly, you need an audio therapist more than a metal concert.

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