Roasted 1 month ago based on Mithu's long term Spotify stats.

Mithu, your Spotify profile reads like the Tinder bio of a 40-year-old guy who's still pumping iron at the gym and constantly posting inspirational quotes on Instagram, but instead of "live, laugh, love," you've gone for a "death metal, shoegaze, progressive rock" trifecta that screams midlife crisis. Seriously, it’s like you get your daily dose of angst by sipping kale smoothies while yelling at the clouds. You’ve got enough sub-genres listed to confuse someone into thinking you’re preparing for an existential crisis soundtrack instead of just choosing some tunes to listen to. Let’s break down your top artists because that's where the real comedy lies. You've got The Strokes and Radiohead representing your "cool" side, while the rest of the lineup reads like a group therapy session for people who take their guitar solos a little too seriously. Opeth and Tool? Sure, because nothing says "I’m deep and misunderstood" like confusing the heck out of your friends at a party with ten-minute songs that sound like they’ve been composed in the depths of a dungeon. I mean, between “Empress Rising” and “Decks Dark,” you'd think you were trying to summon a kraken instead of just enjoying music. And what's up with "Fly Me To The Moon" sneaking in there like it’s trying to take a break from the heavy vibes? It's like the romantic comedy punchline in the middle of a horror film. Your playlist is a rollercoaster of emotions where you can scream about mortality while mixed with a side of '90s nostalgia for bedroom pop—talk about a vibe clash! You’re really proving the adage that it’s possible to be intensely passionate while simultaneously having no idea how to throw a party. But hey, at least you’re unique! You're basically the auditory equivalent of a hipster who overcooked their organic tofu.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!