Roasted 2 years ago based on dhampiir's long term Spotify stats.

So, dhampiir, your Spotify profile looks like an existential crisis wrapped in a chaotic medley of genres that resemble a high school mixtape gone horribly wrong. Seriously, your taste in music jumps around like it's trying to escape from its own identity. You’ve got "Alternative Metal" slamming into "Dance Pop" like they’re just two old friends who decided to throw a reunion party without inviting any other genres. It’s like you’re trying to cover all your bases in case Spotify starts judging your life choices. Your top artists list reads like the outcome of an underground music festival held in a vampire bat cave. I mean, Deftones gives off the heavy, melancholy vibes while Lil Peep brings out the sad boy aesthetic, and then you toss in Doja Cat like she’s the glue holding your entire mental breakdown together. Not to mention $uicideboy$ — it’s impressive that you committed to your angst like an overzealous teenager, but come on, where’s your emotional balance? Did you think you were auditioning for a modern-day version of “The Breakfast Club”? And what’s up with those most-played songs? “Vore” by Sleep Token? Sounds like a loving tribute to those of us who overindulged at Thanksgiving dinner. And “ecstacy (slowed)” by SUICIDAL-IDOL? I can’t tell if you’re looking for a chill vibe or just slowly suffocating under the weight of your choices. With tracks like "Monster" and “Porn Star Dancing,” it feels more like you’re trying to construct a personal anthem for a life spent tiptoeing through the shadows of a bad Netflix horror flick. All in all, your playlist could use a little therapy — but hey, at least the chaos is entertaining!

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