Roasted 6 months ago based on ˚☽˚.⋆ 𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚˚☽˚.⋆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Nially, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like a teen’s inspirational poster: “Hey, let’s mix K-Pop, Bedroom Pop, and a sprinkle of Hyperpop because subtlety is for losers!” It’s like you took a full dive into the shallow end of the music pool and emerged with all the top 40 hits from the last decade plastered across your taste. Congratulations on single-handedly keeping pop music alive, or at least your version of it, which is basically pop with extra glitter — just like my grandma's taste in bedazzled sweatpants. Your top artists list screams "I have commitment issues." Taylor Swift and The Weeknd? Sure, but throw in an 'Imagine Dragons' track and suddenly you're a mysterious enigma no one can figure out! Honestly, it's like watching a rom-com where the leading character can’t make up their mind between their high school crush and their therapist — luckily for us, the therapy session hasn’t started yet. And d4vd? If I wanted to hear a list of people I've never heard of before, I would’ve just walked into a hipster coffee shop! Oh, and let’s not forget your most played songs; it’s a delicate balance between nostalgic bops and “Holy hell, did I actually press play on that?” “Where'd All the Time Go?” should’ve been the title of your life, as it references your inability to let go of age-old anthems while trying to punch a ticket to the latest TikTok trends. So here’s a pro tip, Nially: Step outside your musical comfort zone. If you do, you might find that there’s more to life than just copying every “Top 10” list you stumble upon. But hey, it’s okay; let the world keep cringing while you proudly listen to ‘Kiss Me More’ – blindfolded, of course!

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