Roasted 1 year ago based on wayne's long term Spotify stats.

Wayne, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of that one friend who got dumped and suddenly became a heavy metal aficionado. Seriously, are you trying to channel every angsty teen from 2001? “Alternative Metal” and "Rap Metal" should come with a warning: "For those who can't decide whether to cry or pump iron." I can see you staring at the mirror screaming lyrics about heartbreak while simultaneously bench pressing your emotional baggage. Your top artists list could also double as a band name generator for a group that never quite made it out of the garage. “Hey, did you hear the new album by Mqx? Yeah, me neither. Probably came out during the 18th listening of ‘Final Stand (Tren Twins Edit)’.” And seriously, your affinity for ANIZYZ and KSLV Noh must make you the ultimate connoisseur of underground guys who have committed to a lifetime of third-rate music. Your Spotify wrapped is probably just a cry for help disguised as a would-be mosh pit anthem. Most played songs: let’s have a chat. If your playlist isn’t making the people around you initiate an emergency evacuation, what’s the point? “Eternal (Sam Sulek Edit)” sounds like something you’d listen to while contemplating life choices after 57 energy drinks. “WARNING - Slowed” perfectly encapsulates your entire vibe: too slow, too cluttered, and yet somehow still managing to make us all cringe in harmony. Keep rockin’ on, buddy; someday, you might just convince us that this cacophony of clashing genres is actually art. But for now, your playlist is a testament to the struggle of having too many emotions and too few basic music tastes!

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