Roasted 1 year ago based on Loro Rodrigues's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Loro, scrolling through your Spotify profile is like embarking on a journey through the musical equivalent of a church potluck where the only contributions are hymns and an overwhelming amount of funk. You’ve got enough Eyshila to start a cult, and at this point, I’m starting to think the only “trap” you know is the one you fell into with this playlist. Seriously, you could use a detox from all this gospel—spiritually uplifting or not, everyone knows you gotta balance your playlist like you balance your life, and it looks like yours is one sermon away from becoming a full-blown revival. Let’s talk about those top artists: Eyshila, again? Are you trying to become her number one fan or are you secretly her unpaid hype person? Congratulations, you successfully turned your music taste into a fervent debate topic between the holy and the slightly less holy. You’ve got a top ten list that could double as a lineup for a revival tour, which, newsflash: has a higher chance of bringing in a crowd than any trap funk artist ever could. At this point, if “DJ Batata” isn’t spinning at your church's next event, are you really living your best life? Your most played songs are practically begging for divine intervention. I get it, you want those "Grandes Coisas," but sweetheart, the only thing I'm seeing is a lack of variety that even Moses would have trouble parting. At least add a little flavor to the mix—we're talking a modern-day miracle here, like switching from endless gospel to something with a *little* more attitude. Revamp that playlist, or at least make sure to let the Holy Spirit pick the next track for you! Otherwise, you might just become the reason for the next Exodus.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!