Roasted 5 months ago based on Ariadna's long term Spotify stats.

Ariadna, your Spotify profile is like a hipster's wet dream and a dad's midlife crisis collided in a garage sale of musical confusion. You list "Rock" and "Classic Rock," clearly trying to channel your inner rebellious teenager while simultaneously being a poster child for “I’m different!” at a college freshman orientation. You’ve got enough art-related genres to host an obscure gallery opening where nobody shows up because they can’t figure out what the hell “Baroque Pop” is. Seriously, do you just throw darts at a dartboard of genres? Your top artists are like a who's who of the "I’m sad and I want you to know it" club. Florence + The Machine and Fiona Apple? This playlist is brimming with more emotional turmoil than a high school diary. And I love how you included Radiohead, like we wouldn’t have guessed you wear flannel shirts and sip artisanal coffee. You claim to enjoy “Latin” and "Urbano Latino," but if your playlists are anything to go by, I'm guessing the last time you danced to salsa was in a game of Just Dance while your cat looked on judgingly. And your most played songs? It’s basically a shrine to Big Thief and a melodramatic theater production. “Vampire Empire” and “forwards beckon rebound”? More like "Pity Me, I Might Burst Into Tears" soundtrack. I’m almost convinced that these tunes are written for people who contemplate their existence in the shower while ignoring the fact that their life has peaked at college karaoke night. But hey, at least you’ve got enough art-pop to convince people that you’re deep… even if your library card is more “cringe” than “class.”

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