Roasted 1 month ago based on worldscollide's long term Spotify stats.

Look, Worldscollide, I get it. You feel some deep, existential connection to the broken-hearted angst of teenage rebellion, and by teenage, I mean you’re still mentally stuck in middle school. With a lineup of genres that reads like a subpar emo mixtape from 2005, it's clear you've left your emotional development somewhere between the third act of a bad rom-com and the angst-ridden middle school diary that you probably still carry around for “inspiration.” At this point, I half-expect to see a MySpace link on your profile—great for those nostalgic tears, but totally tragic when the only thing you're colliding with is your therapist. Let’s talk about your top artists. If I had a nickel for every time someone named Marianas Trench showed up in your playlist, I could probably buy you a ticket out of your self-imposed cringe-fest. Seriously, dude, do you even listen to other bands? You’ve got more Marianas Trench down your throat than a pop punk fan at a Warped Tour reunion. You might as well get a poster of the band tattooed across your back—then everyone will know your loyalty to the moody sounds that are 12 years past their prime, and they’ll be victimized by your sad-boy playlists whether they want to be or not. And let's not forget your most played songs—nine entries from Marianas Trench? You must think you’re on the verge of discovering Coldplay’s next big hit. If this is your version of a musical renaissance, you’re going to need to start calling in the 1-800-Music-Intervention squad pretty quick. Stop pretending it’s a “guilty pleasure” when it’s just an outright pleasure prison. Instead of hiding behind your angsty pop-punk façade, try expanding your horizons, like, oh, I don’t know… to literally anything else? If worlds are truly colliding in your Spotify, then let’s just hope they slam into oblivion before your taste takes us all down with you.

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