Roasted 2 years ago based on Egged Sauce's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Egged Sauce's Spotify profile, where the only thing slower than your heart rate is your taste in music. It’s a wonder this account wasn’t created via rotary phone given your vintage obsession! Classic rock, mellow gold, and folk rock? Wow, if your playlist were any more relaxed, it would be napping on a couch in a dad's basement. I didn’t know Spotify had a dedicated channel for people who are a decade away from being influencers at a retirement home! Here we have the top artists, and folks, get ready for a wild ride… straight into a nursing home bingo night! With your love for Gordon Lightfoot and Warren Zevon, it’s hard not to feel like we’ve taken a detour through Time Travel Assisted Living. Look, I appreciate that you appreciate the greats, but do you also believe that plaid shirts are the height of modern fashion? Because I’m starting to see a pattern here – classic rock and your wardrobe might both be stuck in the '70s. And let's talk about those most played songs. Is there a law against playing music with a little bit of energy? Because your “most played” list reads like a selection of tunes meant to accompany a peaceful nap or some light gardening. I half-expect to see “The Sound of Silence” as your next highest track. Do your headphones even work, or are they just collecting dust while you meditate to the soothing sounds of your music library? Your taste in music has all the excitement of a lukewarm cup of decaf – and if that’s your vibe, carry on, my quaintly retro friend!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!