Roasted 2 years ago based on 绝望.'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 4atl, the human embodiment of a WiFi password that makes you really question your life choices. Your playlist sounds like a dark web version of high school angst, as if you ripped off your Spotify recommendations from an emo teenager's diary. "Sigilkore" and "Glitchcore"? Congratulations, you've officially discovered how to sound like a broken computer having an existential crisis. It's honestly impressive how you've managed to curate a list of genres that no one else is listening to, probably because it requires a special type of hipster glasses to appreciate the confusion of it all. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Who knew the world was just waiting for a Spotify profile that screams "I’ve hung out in a garage with a cat while writing poetry about my feelings"? The only time I’ve heard “Lil Darkie” was while cleaning out my toddler’s playroom—your taste in artists could inspire a documentary about how far the music industry has fallen. And who decided it was a good idea to include so many spelling mistakes and unnecessary capitalization in your favorite artist names? Was "axxturel" just the keyboard fighting back against your poor choices? Because it sounds like your ears are getting held hostage by an algorithm gone rogue. As for your most played songs, I can only imagine the emotions you must feel listening to "nuts" by "Lil Peep." It’s like your Spotify is desperately trying to tell us you’ve spent a few too many nights wallowing in a sea of angst and questionable life decisions. "SPIT IN MY FACE!" sounds about right, given the brutal reality check your playlist needs. But hey, at least you're not boring; you've managed to gather the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis combined with a dramatic teenage rebellion. So kudos for single-handedly keeping the world’s sense of irony alive while we all collectively question your Spotify choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!