Roasted 2 years ago based on Theartistic Ivy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Theartistic Ivy, a name so pretentious it sounds like you should be dripping paint and saving the world while wearing a beret. Diving deep into your favorite genres feels like listening to a confused toddler throw a tantrum in a record store—“Uhh, is there a section for everything?!” “Dark Clubbing” and “Pop” in the same breath? You must be the life of the party, showcasing your ability to seamlessly go from headbanging to sobbing uncontrollably like you just caught your ex with an Apple Music subscription. Your top artists read like a playlist made by someone who got way too deep into YouTube rabbit holes: Apashe, NF, and Post Malone? Wow, what a combo. Sounds like your Spotify is trying to tell you something but can’t figure out if it’s having an existential crisis or just really bored with its own choices. And seriously, who are these artists? Is “Yuri Petrovski” the new name for your online persona, or are you just giving an obscure nod to someone you had a crush on in high school? You should consider starting a ‘Help Me’ playlist featuring all the therapy sessions your music taste clearly needs. And don't even get me started on those most played songs. "LED Spirals - Extended Version" sounds like the soundtrack to a tech genius’s bad day. "Pump It"? Please, your Spotify must be a gym locker that hasn't seen a protein shake in years. If your life was a musical, it would definitely be a low-budget show about a sad laptop and its quest for artistic validation. But hey, keep spreading those eclectic vibes, Ivy! In the grand scheme of awful music choices, you’re basically the Picasso of playlists—completely misunderstood but undeniably entertaining!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!