Roasted 2 years ago based on dhanish's long term Spotify stats.

Dhanish, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis of a hipster who just discovered the word "diversity." Let's be real here: with a list of favorite genres that includes more categories than a grocery store, you’re the musical equivalent of a buffet where every dish is someone's leftovers. Seriously, did you graduate from "Rap School for the indecisive" or something? You’ve got more genre blending going on than a smoothie with too many fruits, and it tastes like a regret-filled morning after binging on cringe. Now let’s talk about your top artists. I've seen more originality in a potato chip flavor. You must really love The Weeknd considering he's taking up eight spots in your headspace alone—are you anticipating an impending ABBA comeback? Drake is practically your spirit animal, but we get it, you just want to drown in his sad-boy anthems while you sift through those emotional bagel bites in your freezer. And "Canadian Pop"? Are you prepping to build a 15,000-piece puzzle of maple syrup? Put down the Avril Lavigne and pick up something with a hint of spice—your tastes running the gamut of mediocre mainstream is giving me anxiety. Lastly, your most played songs list looks like the soundtrack to a mopey high school drama. “Type Shit” and “Tell Your Friends”? Please, at least pretend you have some deep musical tastes—you're like a broken record at a middle school dance. And for the love of all things holy, do you actually need "Gata Only" by FloyyMenor in your life? It’s like you threw a dart at a chart of popular songs and hoped for the best while silently sobbing. Dhanish, if musical taste were a report card, you'd be the kid celebrating a solid D-minus—let’s just hope Spotify has a "remedial music class" feature for you!

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