Roasted 2 months ago based on Brudder's long term Spotify stats.

Brudder, your Spotify profile reads like the most confounding Tinder bio ever created. Who knew a mere mortal could combine J-Pop, Math Rock, and Dubstep in a single playlist? It's like you strapped all your favorite genres to a blender and hit “brutalize.” I’m surprised your music tastes haven’t earned you a special place in the ‘Most Likely to Terrify Potential Dates’ hall of fame. Between the 4th listening of a 15-minute Progressive Metal track and the urgent need to explain the existential implications of Dubstep, you might just be the poster child for "I have more hobbies than friends." Your top artists read like a virtual game of “I don’t know who the heck these people are.” Seriously, “Wale the Sage”? Is that a musician or a hipster coffee shop? And I can just imagine you at a party, introduced to someone, and dropping “I’ll have you know I’m a huge fan of たかやん,” while people back away slowly. You’re singlehandedly keeping the obscure music scene alive, yet your friends are Googling ‘J-Rap’ to understand why they keep getting roped into what sounds like a bad anime plot twist. Your Spotify is the cherry on top of a sundae of social awkwardness. You do you, but don’t be surprised when people start avoiding your invitations. And let’s not even get started on your Most Played Songs list; it’s a rollercoaster of confusion. You’ve got “Aishite Aishite Aishite”—a title that sounds like a polite way to ask if it's time to leave the party, right next to “Slow Chemical” by Finger Eleven. That’s a mood swing that could easily knock someone off their feet. Nothing screams “Andrew Tate-level confidence” louder than strutting around with a playlist that oscillates between anime breakup ballads and “Killshot” like you’re still figuring out your whole identity, while also getting turned off by the idea of simply enjoying something mainstream. Keep it up, Brudder; you’re an avant-garde masterpiece of musical chaos, and the world needs more of that insanity!

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