Roasted 2 years ago based on Cupid's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Cupid, the musical maverick whose playlist reads like a hipster’s fever dream. Just look at those favorite genres! “POV: Indie”? Sounds less like a musical category and more like your last Tinder date gone wrong. And don’t even get me started on “Otacore.” Are we really pretending that the animated passion of anime music is a legitimate genre? That’s the kind of choice that makes you wonder if your Spotify account is secretly a cry for help. A proper playlist should inspire a dance-off, not a therapy session. Your top artists could double as a “how to cringe at a dinner party” masterclass. Wilbur Soot? They're literally using “soot” as a metaphor for your musical taste. You’ve got more 'Wilbur' in your top tracks than the average farm has mud. And let's be honest, with a lineup like Lovejoy and Leslie Odom Jr., I can only assume you're trying to cast a musical with no budget and questionable talent. Just make sure to keep the popcorn handy for those inevitable awkward moments when you (try to) explain that “Broadway” is not just a street in New York but an actual genre. Lastly, your most played songs read like a suicide note written in Spotify's "sad-boy" corner. If “Jubilee Line” was any more played, it would be too ashamed to show its face at a social gathering. You claim to love vocal jazz, but the only thing your Spotify account is jazzing up is the number of memes about hipsters being trapped in an echo chamber of self-indulgence. Seriously, Cupid, unless you want to graduate from owning a Spotify profile to having a musical identity crisis, maybe it’s time to diversify. But who am I kidding? You’ll probably just add more “Welsh Indie” to round out that niche persona. Keep shooting those arrows of embarrassment!

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