Roasted 1 year ago based on RiRi ✨'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, RiRi ✨, what a shimmering beacon of questionable taste you are! Your favorite genres read like a list of musical arson. "Dubstep," "EDM," and "Bass Music" – sounds like you just love to put your eardrums through an industrial shredder. "Deathstep" and "Horrorcore"? Buddy, are you trying to summon a demon or just desperately hunting for the world's heaviest bass drop? I get it; you want to feel something, but are you sure it’s not just tinnitus creeping in? Your top artists are a quirky mix, like a buffet of bad decisions. Seven Lions and GRiZ? Sure, they’re a nice appetizer before the main course of pure chaos served by $uicideboy$ and Excision. It's almost as if your playlist was curated by someone who watched a horror movie while chewing on their own feelings. And Kanye? Of course, you had to throw him in there like your Spotify is one big therapy session. Clearly, you’re all about that eclectic vibe—“Look at me, I can appreciate both melodic bass and existential dread in the same breath!” Oh, but let's dive into your most played songs, shall we? “MILLION DOLLAR BABY” is the closest you’re getting to making a cool million, and “Down Low - YDG Remix”? Honey, that title is basically you shouting, “Please, no one look at my Spotify while I’m emotionally spiraling.” With songs like 'Dracula Flow' and 'Flip It - Tape B Remix,' it's safe to say your musical tastes have more twists than a plot in a low-budget slasher film. So keep dancing to your chaotic heartbeat, RiRi ✨, but just know we’re all wondering when your music taste will rise from the grave!

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