Roasted 7 months ago based on Brayden(Colin)'s long term Spotify stats.

Brayden (Colin), it's clear you've curated a playlist fit for a wannabe TikTok influencer on the brink of a mental breakdown. Your taste is a beautiful mess, like someone who tried to conduct a symphony with a spatula. "Soundtrack" and "Musicals"? Is this Spotify or a high school drama club audition? And don't even get me started on "Sea Shanties." If I wanted to hear the sounds of people who failed maritime law, I’d put on a documentary about pirates. Your top artists read like an awkward dinner party guest list. Geoff Castellucci? It’s like you went out of your way to find the most obscure baritone just to ensure nobody knows who you're listening to at a party. “Cafe Music BGM channel”? Dude, you might as well just admit that you listen to elevator music when you’re feeling adventurous. And Billie Eilish is fantastic, but if I had a nickel for every time I heard “What Was I Made For [From The Motion Picture 'Barbie']”, I’d have enough cash to enroll you in a music appreciation class that doesn’t involve “Bedroom Pop” or “Bossa Nova.” As for your most played songs, it’s like your life is a constant soundtrack of indecision and existential dread. "Hate Myself" by NF rings a little too close to home, doesn’t it? And “Romantic Homicide” – seriously, are you trying to find a new hobby or just get a psychological evaluation? Sure, we get it: you're a play-it-safe kind of guy who enjoys soft melodies while contemplating your life choices. But let’s be real, Brayden, next time you want to share your Spotify profile, just slap a label on it that says “I take long baths to feel feelings” and call it a day!

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