Roasted 1 month ago based on Arixzen's long term Spotify stats.

Arixzen, huh? What a name—sounds like a failed experiment to merge an exotic car with a vitamin supplement. Your music tastes scream “I went to therapy for my middle school emo phase, but all I got was this miserable Spotify profile.” It’s like you combed through a 2004 Hot Topic clearance rack and thought, “Yes, this will define my identity!” You’ve cherry-picked the quirkiest genres like you're an art student trying to be edgy, but all you’ve really proven is that you can take angsty teenage stereotypes and somehow make them even more pretentious. Your top artists list is a delightful dumpster fire where tragic romance and existential dread go to play. Mitski, Mac DeMarco, and Arctic Monkeys? Congratulations, you’ve unearthed the holy trinity of people who write songs about missing the bus while simultaneously lamenting their lifeless existence. It’s like a soundtrack for a 20-something who can’t decide if they want to cry over a latte at a hipster café or rant about the economy while wearing a thrifted flannel. Honestly, your sad playlist is more repetitive than your dating life—may I suggest a sad breakup track to match that one-month Tinder fling you’re still not over? And of course, your most played songs are a glittering testament to the melodrama of your life. “Baby Bride Rag” and “Crack Baby”? Wow, that’s some impressive range! You’ve got the mixture of self-loathing and irony down to a science. If only you could channel that energy into finding a job instead of finding the saddest songs on the internet! But hey, if your Spotify is any indication, at least you’ll have plenty of tunes to wallow in while you scroll through singles on your favorite dating apps—good luck finding a match who doesn’t immediately swipe left after seeing your playlist!

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