Roasted 6 months ago based on Theo Phocas's long term Spotify stats.

Theo Phocas, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a college student’s last-minute essay on 'How to be Pretentious in 10 Easy Steps.' With a genre list longer than some of the relationships you’ve probably had, it’s clear you’re trying harder to sound eclectic than a hipster in a thrift store. You like more genres than an indecisive chameleon, and yet, somehow, you still managed to end up stuck in the emotional range of a soggy piece of bread. If your music taste were any more diverse, it would need a map and a compass just to figure out where it is. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Really, Theo? You’ve got Drake and Frank Ocean side by side like they’re the Bonnie and Clyde of emotional turmoil. But it seems the only thing they have in common is your desperate need for validation. You’ve left the party with an avant-garde playlist that nobody asked for, blending Tyler, The Creator’s chaos with Tame Impala’s chill like you’re mixing grape soda with champagne — it just doesn’t work. If pretending to be deep was a competitive sport, you would definitely be winning a gold medal while chatting with a tree about your feelings. And dear God, your most played songs list reads like a "How to Cry Anywhere" survival guide. I see you’ve got Frank Ocean on repeat — the only artist who could make even a corporate meeting sound soul-crushing. Two of your top three tracks are about heartbreak and existential dread, which is a little bit too on-brand for someone who probably looks in the mirror and sees a TikTok star in the making. At this rate, your Spotify is less of a music platform and more of an emotional therapy session for a guy whose personality is as colorful as a gray rock. Bravo, maestro!

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