Roasted 2 months ago based on millicent_b's long term Spotify stats.

Millicent_b, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical pretentiousness. Seriously, with genres like "Electroclash" and "Hyperpop," it feels like you sat down and said, "How can I make my music taste sound as unapproachable and confusing as possible?" I half-expect your favorite genre to be “incomprehensible sounds from the deeper realms of hipster oblivion.” Congratulations, you’ve created a playlist that sounds like a robot trying to express its feelings while being electrocuted. Let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a wall full of names and, sadly, missed the bullseye by a mile. Carly Rae Jepsen? We love a good throwback to 2012! And 100 gecs? Wow, how avant-garde of you! I can’t tell if you’re trying to make music for the future or if you just want your room to sound like a glitchy computer melting down. You may want to consider that your taste is less about leading the charge into the avant-garde and more about overcomplicating simple pop in the hopes of impressing someone at a coffee shop. Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Your most played songs tell a tale of a melodic identity crisis. “Life Was Easier When I Only Cared About Me”? Sounds like the title of your autobiography. Each tune in that list screams, “I’m artsy and deep,” while simultaneously hinting that you might need a good therapist. Don’t get me wrong; I appreciate the eclectic vibe, but it’s like you walked into a record store, said, “I want that one, and that one, and honestly, whatever this is—I’ll take it,” and put them all in a blender. At this point, your music taste could make even the most tolerant hipster cry. Thanks for the laugh, Millicent_b!

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