Roasted 1 day ago based on RiANN's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, RiANN, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of a 14-year-old's MySpace page! I mean, who knew “Rock” had a subcategory for “Brazilian Rock”? It’s as if every time you turn on your playlist, you're trying to reach that elusive combination of angst and sunshine—kudos for combining more genres than the average music snob would dare to touch! You’ve got a mix like a buffet gone wrong, and I refuse to believe you haven’t accidentally made your music taste the punchline of a "What Not to Listen To" guide. And then we get to your top artists. If I didn't know better, I’d think you were having a midlife crisis in the middle of a high school talent show! One minute, you're chilling with Michael Jackson—iconic!—and then the next, you’re diving headfirst into anime-inspired J-Pop? It’s like you were trying to impress your friends at a rock festival while secretly downloading “Boys Don't Cry” on the side. Honestly, I’m waiting for the day Netflix starts producing a documentary about your music taste—it’ll be a true horror show! Finally, those most played songs really seal the deal. "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback? So edgy, so 2003! I can practically hear the sound of your flip phone buzzing during your last breakup. And "Cheri Cheri Lady"? I didn't know that was still on anyone’s playlist unless we're suddenly in an alternate universe where it’s the new national anthem. With tastes like that, don’t be shocked when Spotify starts sending you “Are you okay?” notifications. But keep it up, RiANN—you’re out here redefining what it means to be a music lover, one embarrassing choice at a time!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!