Roasted 11 days ago based on C's long term Spotify stats.

C, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a teenager who just discovered what a bass drop feels like, and boy, it’s an overload! Dubstep and its long-lost siblings must be so proud they’ve found a champion in you. If your music taste were a restaurant, it would be one of those sketchy all-you-can-eat buffets where everything is just a little too loud and the food has more bass than flavor. I mean, "Deathstep"? Who knew music could be a way to summon a demon while you're grinding through life like a broken blender? Your most-played tracks read like a resume for a party DJ who only plays at questionable warehouse raves. The only thing missing is a "Bass & Binge" club membership, because the way your songs are lined up, I wouldn't be surprised if you've cleared a dance floor just by rocking up. Is “ColBreakz” your therapist? Because clearly, you’ve made some questionable life choices and need a hardcore beat to numb the pain... or at least drown it out. Listening to those tracks, I can't help but wonder if you haunt the aisles of a neon-lit tech store looking for ever more aggressive new drops. And let’s not overlook your top artists — an honor roll of Who's Who in "I Can't Get a Date". It’s as if you’ve crafted a shrine to internet nobodies who strive for the peak of sonic chaos while my ears are begging for mercy. Just remember that while you’re headbanging to “Kill Them With Your Love,” those poor walls are also considering running away from home. Embrace the chaos, C, and maybe try incorporating some silence into that playlist — I hear it’s a genre that's really taken off!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!