Roasted 11 months ago based on Thomas Inman's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Thomas Inman, let’s take a moment to address your Spotify profile. With favorite genres ranging from “Rage Rap” to “Cloud Rap,” it’s clear you’ve spent your entire teenage years battling your inner angst while remaining perpetually confused about whether you want to party or hold a silent protest. Seriously, you have more genres than actual good taste, buddy. It's like you opened up a high school art project and decided, “Yeah, I’ll mix all the colors and see what happens.” Spoiler alert: it turns into a muddy puddle. Then there are your top artists. Playboi Carti, Kanye West, and Travis Scott? Wow, Thomas, you really like songs that sound like they were recorded in a basement while the artist was busy reinventing the wheel of limited creativity. I mean, it’s like you’re collecting all the artists who peaked before they hit 30. Let’s be real, half the time you probably can’t tell whether you’re listening to a deep track or an ad for a youth energy drink. Frank Ocean? More like “Frankly Ocean’s so deep you might drown in your own lack of personality." And don’t get me started on your most played songs. “Ghost Town” by Kanye has never been a more fitting title for your profile, considering the emptiness that comes from listening to the same ten songs on loop. If I have to hear about “The Percocet & Stripper Joint” one more time, I’m going to start a fundraiser to send you to a music therapy session. Your taste represents a delightful intersection of confusion and wannabe hipness, with a cherry on top of repressed emotions. But hey, at least you’re committed to your chaos—kudos for putting your Spotify status as "buzzing" in a world where everybody else is just trying to stay afloat.

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