Roasted 2 years ago based on ivan927's long term Spotify stats.

Ivan927, huh? If your music taste were a person, it’d be that awkward guy at a party who accidentally drops a plate, lets everyone freeze in disbelief, then insists that it’s “just a classic rock move.” Seriously, man. If I had a nickel for every time someone used the phrase "permanent wave," I'd have enough to fund a proper identity crisis for you. Are you trying to channel a thrift store version of a hipster who time-traveled from 2003? Newsflash: cicadas and your Spotify profile both have a life cycle, and you’re definitely stuck in your cocoon. Your top artists read like an existential crisis on shuffle. The National? We get it; you love feeling sad while pretending you're deep. Taylor Swift? Is she the emotional support animal you need between your moody indie rock explorations? And let’s not even mention Chaos In The CBD—good luck explaining that one at a family gathering. Oh, and with a side of Wooden Shjips, you might as well start wearing a beanie and sipping cold brew while staring at the sun for some 'deep' revelations about your life choices. And “Comedy” as a favorite genre? I'm almost offended; if that's your idea of humor, it’s less amusement and more like a misguided attempt at therapy. Your most played songs read like a sad mixtape someone would send to their ex while crying into a half-eaten pizza. Newsflash: those tracks aren’t gonna make them call you back! Maybe it’s time to switch it up a bit, Ivan. Try adding some upbeat bangers so we can finally remember you for something other than being that “nice guy” who still cries to Depeche Mode.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!