Roasted 5 months ago based on ~MothDaCat~'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s RavenDaCat, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that sounds like it was set up by a melodramatic teenager who just discovered emotions, Broadway, and their first heartbreak. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a therapist's worst nightmare. You’ve got everything from “Musicals” to “Horrorcore”—is this a soundtrack or a cry for help? I half expect to see your bio say “I also enjoy walks in the rain while dramatically contemplating life.” Your top artists really showcase your eclectic taste, and by “eclectic,” I mean “confused.” I mean, Ben Platt and Cavetown? Are you trying to audition for a role in a sad indie film? And don’t get me started on Hazbin Hotel—what’s next, a fan club for cartoon villains? You’ve effectively turned your Spotify account into a shrine for every melody to ever come out of an emotional breakdown. It’s the perfect mix of depression and whimsy, like a clown at a funeral. And let’s not even talk about your most played songs—they’re all off the scale of melodrama. “Sincerely, Me” and “In Case You Don’t Live Forever” suggest you might be about two moments away from writing a Broadway show about your feelings. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if your life goal is to become the human embodiment of a sad playlist. Keep those angst-fueled bangers spinning; heaven knows you need a soundtrack when your dating life is as non-existent as your taste in upbeat music!
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