Roasted 3 months ago based on fede's long term Spotify stats.

Fede, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that accidentally got dropped into a hot tub of glitter. Seriously, are you curating a soundtrack for a cringeworthy romcom? Your "serious rock" and "concerto" might actually be fighting in an epic battle for the most misunderstood genre of all time, while you sip your pumpkin spice latte and hum to the sounds of Joe Jonas—who single-handedly inspired the phrase "blame it on the Jonas Brothers." And what's with that favorite artist lineup? Fletcher and Shawn Mendes? Are you assembling a boy band for people who cry in their bedrooms? Your combination of "Italian Singer-songwriter" and "Christmas" definitely has the energy of someone who starts playing holiday music in July. If you enjoy rocking out while the rest of us are trying to figure out why “Concerto” is even a genre here, then you've truly found your own unique kind of chaos, and I applaud your dedication to confusing us all. Finally, your most played songs are like a playlist curated by a toddler who just discovered Spotify's "suggested for you" feature. "Work It Out” by Joe Jonas? C’mon, if the universe had any sympathy at all, it'd send you a Spotify playlist featuring some actual rock anthems. But hey, keep at it! You’re the only person I know who can mix Christmas carols with bedroom pop while somehow still being the one throwing the wildest pre-Christmas karaoke party of all time. Paint us a picture, Fede; we can’t look away!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists